Archive for the ‘Insider Haiku’ Category

CEO Resignation Haiku from Sun’s Jonathan Schwartz

February 4th 2010

Ah, it’s nice to see executives embracing the form……tweeting, no less.

Today’s my last day at Sun. I’ll miss it. Seems only fitting to end on a #haiku. Financial crisis/Stalled too many customers/CEO no more

http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/02/03/sun-ceo-tweet/

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It’s SCAMPI Haiku no matter how you slice and dice it

April 25th 2008

As I settle into a readiness activity, I am thinking about some wise words that one of my Haiku teammates put forth. A sort of anointment to the new approach of “devil may care” Haiku. That’s right, as Tommy B. refuses to conform to the 5-7-5 protocol. When you consider his words of wisdom, you cast your fate to the Haiku authorities, as they weigh the audacious nature of what he offers:

Readiness Review Haiku

PIID-ling Away with eyes open

Objective Evidence in the hay

The needle just pricked me

That’s right….he’s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Go get em, Tom.

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SCAMPI Haiku 22

December 20th 2007

Potluck lunch kicked ass

We crashed the party big time

PIIDs can wait for now

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Haiku mentor extraordinaire

June 7th 2007

It is with edification and delight that we mention one of the SCAMPI Haiku stars of the Western Hemisphere, Doug Jones. Eye watering PIID provision interspersed with thoughts on any subject, shows a man who is poised at the ready.

Doug’s quick assessment of the Viejas marginal edge resulted in the following thoughts:

she’s twenty again?

plays were correct but chips ran …

so you have to laugh

And laff we did. We had no other choice! Such Haiku prowess in a lad who has barely reached his prime.

This truly, is a man to watch.

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SCAMPI Haiku 16

June 5th 2007

Pilgrim is my friend

Audit planning made easy

Noncompliances!!!

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Insider Haiku 2

April 27th 2007

exchange consultants

thorn in our collective sides

we pay them how much?

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Insider Haiku

April 27th 2007

permanent chair stain

infamous yogurt sky hook

kareem would be proud

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Thoughts on Haiku

April 26th 2007

This week, the SCAMPI team expressed their feelings in the form of Haiku prose. Contributions were made from all parties. It should be known that Dave “Mac” McAfee spearheaded the Haiku effort. He’s well known in Haiku circles.

Without his poetic guidance, the team’s efforts would have been nil.

Dave is available for mentoring in this area. If you’re ever in San Diego and need a Haiku pal, Mac’s your man.

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