Tommy’s on it….Interview Haiku
November 3rd 2008
The man opens mouth
Spills forth bogus evidence
Implemented…..NOT!
Archive for the ‘SCAMPI Haiku’ Category
It’s SCAMPI Haiku no matter how you slice and dice it
April 25th 2008
As I settle into a readiness activity, I am thinking about some wise words that one of my Haiku teammates put forth. A sort of anointment to the new approach of “devil may care” Haiku. That’s right, as Tommy B. refuses to conform to the 5-7-5 protocol. When you consider his words of wisdom, you cast your fate to the Haiku authorities, as they weigh the audacious nature of what he offers:
Readiness Review Haiku
PIID-ling Away with eyes open
Objective Evidence in the hay
The needle just pricked me
That’s right….he’s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
Go get em, Tom.
Haiku mentor extraordinaire
June 7th 2007
It is with edification and delight that we mention one of the SCAMPI Haiku stars of the Western Hemisphere, Doug Jones. Eye watering PIID provision interspersed with thoughts on any subject, shows a man who is poised at the ready.
Doug’s quick assessment of the Viejas marginal edge resulted in the following thoughts:
she’s twenty again?
plays were correct but chips ran …
so you have to laugh
And laff we did. We had no other choice! Such Haiku prowess in a lad who has barely reached his prime.
This truly, is a man to watch.
SCAMPI Haiku 17
June 7th 2007
process hosed, we’re dead!
not to worry, my pretty
info needs will help!
SCAMPI Haiku 15
May 18th 2007
Process Improvement The “perfect PIID” conundrum Nothing stays the same
SCAMPI Haiku 14
April 27th 2007
process compliant
SCAMPI just means shrimp again
please pass the beer nuts
Thoughts on Haiku
April 26th 2007
This week, the SCAMPI team expressed their feelings in the form of Haiku prose. Contributions were made from all parties. It should be known that Dave “Mac” McAfee spearheaded the Haiku effort. He’s well known in Haiku circles.
Without his poetic guidance, the team’s efforts would have been nil.
Dave is available for mentoring in this area. If you’re ever in San Diego and need a Haiku pal, Mac’s your man.
SCAMPI Haiku 13
April 26th 2007
more subpractice voids?
weakness makes the spirit die
goal not achieved yet!
SCAMPI Haiku 12
April 26th 2007
lost friend, PAL no more
broken link, broken arrow
pointing to nowhere
SCAMPI Haiku 10
April 25th 2007
brings tears to my eyes
rubric processes they do
break out the hanky
SCAMPI Haiku 8
April 25th 2007
no project mushrooms
more stakeholder involvement
darkness turns to light
SCAMPI Haiku 7
April 25th 2007
SCAMPI teammates sigh
long days, long nights, bright sites glow
days end, moon rising
SCAMPI Haiku 6
April 25th 2007
eye watering piids
rivers flow from melting ice
the dam has been breached